Maret 15, 2017
"comedic usage, notes and tips." (doot) "so i thought i'd try out and start a new series, but ya'know don't hold me to that." "where i'd go over a few topics of something i've always found rather interesting." "that's, those? whatever. being the rules of comedy." "it's something i've always found interesting, because it's difficult to describe why something is funny, or how something is funny." "or why something isn't funny, and it's just one of those topics i feel would be interesting to analyse." "so, the person who got 18 out of 50 on their final english exam, is going to go into detailed analysis on the rules of comedy, writing, and intellectual wanking." "god, this was a bad idea. now don't get me wrong here, i don't want to try and establish myself as some kind of authority over comedy." "ya'know, i'm not trying to push that i'm better then anybody else."
"because you should already assume that at this point." "i just want to do something (quieter) ya'know... something interesting, something new, some-th-thing i like doing." "ya'know it's a bit of banter mate, it's just a bit of banter ain't it?" "please do remember that at the end of the day, comedy is ultimately subjective. so, take whatever i say with a grain of salt." "i just want to look at the tropes. i just want to look at the tropes of comedy. there is nothing wrong with analysing the tropes of a particular... oh fucc-" "the inaugural topic i wish to tackle is... internet humour, or... 'the memes'." "now this is one of those concepts that again is hard to quantify, because ya'know, we all know what an internet joke is." "i refuse to use the word meme. the word in of itself is tumorous enough quite frankly." "we all know what it is, we can recognise it when we see it, but it's something that's hard to describe...
without just saying; oh its those utterly carcinogenic things only children laugh at." "but, that's not a definition, that's just describing one of its attributes. we could look at the dictionary but..." "actually... no that's pretty good. i mean it doesn't incorporate its malignant virtues, but it does a good job of it." "something else to take into consideration is their lifespan." "which ya'know is why i'm refraining from using any specific examples, because that would just date this video like an absolute fuck-knuckle." "nobody could possible know what the next big 'may-may' could be." "nor would they know how long it would possible last. however it's all but inevitable that it will eventually dredge off to facebook... to die off with the rest of the corrupted tissue cells, to multiple and enter the blood stream in peace." "now i'm not opposed to 'the memes', hell good meme? highly emote that right, fantastic."
"the meme review? (mwah) best teeth in the game." "however, there is a few things that do need to be remembered. in-fact i've made a simple guide actually." "it's fairly simple, just follow the rules, you'll get along swimmingly, you'll get around beautifully." "step 1:get a thesaurus. step 2: get a fucking thesaurus." "repetition is the tuberculous of comedy." "one cough? all right, all well and good. several coughs? ergh.. not as great but ya'know fair enough." "but if you keep going at it endlessly, you're eventually gonna hack up an internal organ." "the english language is better then any other language on the planet." "fuck you."
"with it you can express the most complex of ideas and emotions, in a vast varieties of ways." "you could say; i perambulated towards your place of residence, and permitted myself ingress, with the sole intention of copulating with your canine companion." "or, you could say; i broke into your house and fucked your dog." "both are intrinsically the same sentence, but they're meant to convey different levels of intent, emotion, and formality." "it's something that people like me can have a lot of fun with." "but, what does this have to do with memes? that's a good question... erm..." "people who use memes unironically are dog fuckers?" "my point is, you have the capability to tell a joke in such a wide array of ways..." "so why the fuck are you so content to tell the exact same joke in the exact same way over and over and over again?"
"i mean i get it right? a good meme done right (mwah) gorgeous, but it's got to be done right, right?" "come on, let me give you a good example of this. yes i know i said i wouldn't use examples, go fuck yourself with a cactus." "if i ever, ever hear someone describe something as 'cancerous' or 'pure cancer' ever again... "i'm gonna skull-fuck a microwave, in the hopes the radiation causes my lymph nodes to start taking the fucking hint." "if you think something is detrimental to society as a whole, or more importantly fucking youtube." "you do realise that synonyms are a thing right? you can use other words to describe things!" "i've used 5 entire synonyms for cancer alone in this very video, leave a comment below if you managed to spot them all, please? i'm desperate for human interaction." "or to point out another perfect, perfect example of this the phrase... or you know variations, that there of... kill yourself." "now i do love myself a good suicide joke right? but when you start having to break it down into an acronym...
you might think its getting a smidge overused at that point don't you think? and even keep bringing up the exact same method of doing so." "again, and again, and again, well quite frankly it just makes me want to fucking drink bacardi!" "with mercury and a slice of lime. it makes me want to snort rat poison out of a hooker's bung hole!" "it makes me want to pop-in to the local cult, and check out their open juice bar." "my point is... stop being a fucking thick-head mate come on you're better then that, good night." "hey, how you doing? i hope you enjoyed the video, this has been an experiment, i don't know wether or not its got any feet or not." "just understand that if i do end up making more of these, do understand that this is just analysis of the tropes of comedy." "it's just analysis of the tropes, i'm not judging people who does them, and i'm not necessarily saying that these tropes are bad." "it's more than likely that i've used the tropes i'll end up talking about in the past, and used them wrong. so don't say i'm a hypocrite.
"because if you do i'll aggressively... not give a fuck. i'm very famous for not being a fuck about being a hypocrite." "really i don't give a shit mate, also while i'm here, i might as well do a little shoutout, spread the love, spread the joy." "why not give a little shoutout to bionicpig? yes give a shoutout to bionicpig. he's my favourite member of the hot wet steamy cast." "he's my favourite member of the hot and wet cast, but ya'know he's got the less subscribers... justice what's that?" "but seriously though please check out bionicpig, he's amazing, i've bought both of his albums just for full disclosure." "yeah i bought his albums, i love his shit, i love his stuff absolutely incredible. i love the guy, he's fucking hilarious, his videos are brilliant, his music is tremendous." "so go to his channel, and buy the album. that's about it, thank you for watching, thank you to all those contributing via patreon and twitch, and all that." "i kinda been neglecting you people, which is a bit iffy, i shouldn't do that. but ya'know, thank you for doing that." "i'm very-very appreciative to all of you, if you want to support me, do so by patreon please, if you want do so if you want to give actual legal tender."
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