Februari 14, 2017
[evil laughter from michael] [nasally cackle from gavin] michael - welcome to playpals gavin this is emily wants to play gavin - where did the puppets go michael? michael - in your butt... gavin - aaaaaaanusssssss michael - so this is emily wants to play. a steam game. people are - no i don't think so no, i don't think so. i think it's just some girl that's got some fucked up issues.
and this is highly requested, gavin. people wants to see us play it so we're gonna play it. and we'll hit new game and it's one of them popular jump scare games. michael - so the plot of the game is you're delivering a pizza. [hello?] gavin - oh god, it's loud.michael - right. [pizza's here!] michael - that's like i said. gavin - well that was his opportunity to leave! oh!michael - so...actually... gavin - already?! already?!michael - okay so that's emily. that's the girl.
gavin - is she dead? michael - so it's her - i don't know, i've never played the game before. and then she's got three dolls around here gavin - have you already played this?michael - no. gavin - well how did you? why weren't you scared?michael - i watched the trailer.gavin - oh. michael - also, yeah, no i watched - i watched the trailer last night, on mute, at 11pm. and as it was scaring the shit out of me i was like yeah okay we should play this. so, i have no idea what - gavin - you can turn the...michael - i have no idea what the objective is. [creepy child laugh]
michael - that wasn't me by the way. so we're the pizza delivery person. there's a storm outside. apparently we're a dude based on the voice. gavin - why does it want us to turn the light off? or on. michael - uh, i think it's just saying that's how you do it. well i think that's telling you how to turn it on because what i learned in the trailer is those little fuckers will run around and turn the lights off. [door creaks open] michael - well... gavin - oh god...
gavin - cock.michael - nope. michael - yeah, so right in the beginning -gavin - ahhhh! i hate it! michael - when the door opened you probably should have ran out instead of stepped away from the door cause we're now locked in the house. michael - oh.gavin - such a pussy. oh god! she's there. michael - so do i go towards her or away from her? gavin - where is the option to slit your own throat and bleed out? gavin - ah!michael - do you think they moved around? gavin - what was with the squishy sound effect?michael - squish!
gavin - squishiest lightswitch...michael - find that clown. he's still there. gavin - god.michael - should we check and see if emily's still over - wait... gavin - do we have any sort of like.... gavin - ...blinder sort of... micahel - should we go towards her? should we see what happen- oh. gavin - welllll she's coming towards us probably. gavin - oh, i'm so scared michael.[michael laughs] gavin - alright, i'm just gonna think of nice things. like a joyous, pot of flowers. gavin - swaying...michael - let's try and leave.
michael - maybe we can just leave. michael - nope. it's uh, it's locked.gavin - alright. gavin - flowers...michael - every time we turn around i feel like i'm gonna get fucked. [gavin singing] mermaids and ponies![michael laughs] [gavin singing] and lovely creatures!michael - let's check, hey gavin, let's check... [creepy voice] the kitchen. gavin - ooh, nothing scary about a kitchen. michael - look.gavin - is that youtube? michael - no, it's a dominos - or it's a pizza pizza tracker. we're the delivery person they're waiting for gavin!
we delivered the pizza! gavin - well let's put the pizza in the kitchen.michael - [creepy voice] because they - they want us to die. gavin - let's play at midnight. oh, fffffff what time is it? michael - uh, let's close this door and find out. [door creaks closed] michael - wait, hang on.gavin - get a new door. michael - what the fuck?gavin - pick up emily's meds. michael - oh that's not good. she needs meds? michael - do you think she murdered her parents?
gavin - yes. michael - because there's also, there's boxes everywhere so either they just moved in or they were moving out. gavin - michael...michael - yep. michael - yep. gavin i saw this game and i was like 'aww, we have to play it...' gavin - we don't have to play it! you wanted to play it!micahel - but we do! michael - this is - that's our job... oh! whoa! [clock chimes midnight] gavin - ahhhhhmichael - it's, gavin, it wasn't even midnight yet.
gavin - so we can - we have free roam of the house? the entire house? michael - yep, now the fun is about to start. yep. yep. gavin - ahhhh, i thought i was scared before... [clock still chiming] [gavin sobbing] michael - is the clown still - oh fuck![door creaks closed] [scary noise]michael - oh god!!! [clock chiming] michael - we died in like, one second!
gavin - we died at 12:01! michael - so that's the doll looking down. that's that one. gavin - looking down my ass! her head's off! [michael laughs] gavin - fffffrick...[door creaks] michael - but where are we continuing from? is it midnight? or is it 11? michael - okay, we get to start from midnight at least. did you rip your headphones out? my heart skipped a beat, man. it was so fast!
here we go. here we go. shh. here we go. michael - oh oh oh oh!gavin - it's so fast! michael - who's over here?! gavin - [garbled noise] run! michael - where are you?! i'll fight you!gavin - ah! there's a mannequin! michael - where are you?!gavin - no, it's not. [door creaks] michael - ahhh, stop![door creaks]gavin - ahhhhhh! gavin - what is beeping?!michael - i don't know. i don't know what that noise is. gavin - can we just... shove our head between our legs and cry?
gavin - oh there's the clock. michael - literally something's going [imitates squeaking sound]. stop. stop. [clock chiming louder] gavin - ah! don't go backwards into rooms! you lunatic. gavin - oh god.michael - [high pitched] what am i supposed to do? where do you want me to go? michael - all i'm hearing is [imitates squeaking again]gavin - [imitates squeaking too] michael - i don't know if that's like a fff- is that part of the game? i didn't hear it before so i'm assuming that's intentional to scare the shit out of us. gavin - ohhh...friggadoomichael - [sucks in breath]
michael - it's like five nightsgavin - is it... michael - but the things actually fucking move.gavin - yeah. gavin - well we can't go in there now!michael - well, i won't then! gavin - [laughs] ...i won't then...michael - but look, i think - i think that little dot is the light switch. gavin - oh, what'd she just say?michael - yep, i just heard something. michael - yep, i heard something. michael - gavin, i don't wanna play this game. this sucks. this - ahh!!gavin - ahh!! michael - this sucks!! you suck!!gavin - [garbled noises] michael - what happened?! i just - gavin - this isn't even why we can't even win! we don't even know what we're doing!
michael - [high pitched] what the fuck!!! gavin - oh! michael - nooo! it's in the menu they're doing it! michael - this game is four rooms... gavin - [distressed sigh] michael - let's, hey, let's - we're gonna steel ourselves here. gavin - i got nothing michael. michael - that same bitch killed us twice too. hey!gavin - i've got no words. gavin - don't run at her michael. michael!michael - hey!
gavin - squishy light! michael - oh my god... gavin - you're just gonna sprint at her and just fine. [clock chimes louder] gavin - well now you're [something] my heart rate... gavin - look to your right. gavin - beedleedeedleedeemichael - oh god... gavin - beedleeleedleeleemichael - i don't know if it's a fuck up or if it's supposed to be making that noise. gavin - beedleeleedleelee michael - what was that?!gavin - what?
gavin - the bass?michael - yeah, it just went [imitates sound] gavin - honestly, i feel safest in the kitchen. michael - shut up! what's that fucking noise!? shut up! michael - what? what was that? did you hear that? [door creaks closed][creepy child laughter] gavin - oh! [mumbles] michael - [angry noises] gavin - is that like a baby monitor...michael - oh my god that changed!
gavin - oh, she's giving us hints. michael - what if i just look at this? [scary noise]michael - ahhhh!!! you bitch!! gavin - ahhh!!! both - [shouting] michael - [high pitched] stop! no! [door creakes open] michael - it's bullshit! how do you play this game? there's no game! you just get killed!
gavin - what if we just look at... [british garble] michael - i know! no!gavin - michael, this one is the worst one we've ever done. michael - yeah, don't tell me. i watched the trailer and i was a little scared in my own house. on mute! just watching this person get killed by the various dolls over and over again. we got killed by the same doll three fucking times! gavin - don't look at her.michael - i was looking at the fucking fridge! michael - what's her?! the post-it note?! [clock chimes louder]gavin - i can't deal... gavin - i can't deal...
michael - oh! back you! shut the fucking door! gavin - did it open?michael - yeah it opened! i didn't open shit... michael - maybe that whistling noise is bad. if you hear it, you're gonna die so you should run away.gavin - maybe you need to keep moving. gavin - maybe standing still is the worst.michael - wait. michael - oh my god!gavin - what? gavin - uh! gavin - what - how do you play it?michael - that whistling noise is really loud. gavin - how are you playing? without like just - how can you even do this? michael - what do you mean?
gavin - i couldn't do this! what you're doing right now? it's like magic. michael - that's why you're not doing it, gavin.gavin - i know.michael - so the video can happen. michael - [muttering] oh god, let me out. let me out. gavin - i would just refuse to do it. i would just like - michael - [muttering] let me out! let me out! gavin - it's dangerous...michael - [muttering] let me out!gavin - for hearts! michael - i wanna leave. let me leave. i wanna leave. [creepy child laughter] michael - this is gonna be the shortest play pals we've ever filmed! like usually we have to - ahh! ahh! did you see her?!
gavin - yeah!michael - did you see her?! gavin - she just stood there! she's trying to - michael - ahh! ahhhh!! gavin - run! keep running! keep running!!!michael - ahh! ahhhhh!! michael - no, i don't want to go any further!gavin - the fridge isn't safe!michael - no no no no no no! gavin - keep going! keep just doing laps. michael - usually we edit it down from like 40 minutes to ahhhhh!!! you bitch!!! leave me alone!! gavin - [frightened mumbling] i can't do it michael.
michael - where are the other dolls?gavin - [mumbling] i can't do it. michael - how do we get killed by something else? gavin - [mumbling] i can't be in the video.[michael laughs] gavin - it's too bad. michael - what's happening? oh, i hit continue and it was all black. gavin - [distressed moaning] michael - this is gonna be the shortest one we've ever filmed, because... gavin - i've got one more in me before my heart stops. michael - oh god! what a scary start. we're looking at that terrifying carpet.
it's so bad! this game is so awful! gavin - it's the worst game ever made. too much! michael - there's like, three and a half rooms! gavin - learn about sort of like pacing and - michael - what is this? michael - oh. how do we get over- oh we didn't even.... okay. alright. gavin - well that's cause of the clown. michael - let's get past the - no! back you! gavin - ahh! [angry slamming headphones onto desk]
gavin - to watch another scary game click on that. or you could subscribe too. [whispers] she's taken my body [whispers] i'm not in control anymore... bahh!
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