Februari 15, 2017
yes that's right you're watching another amazing rage quit! this time we're going to be checking out the extra game mode ethan must die in resident evil 7 but, michael, you're a resident evil 7 master, they say, look, resident evil 4 is right there on the hub. but, i've never played this mode, and as you can see here i've got 1060 gamerscore on this game so i beat the main game and got a thousand then i did the bedroom dlc, which has two achievements uh, that's it. haven't touched any of the dlc. i've never played this gametype here
uh, as you can see the achievement for beating it, a whopping zero point ten percent of gamers have unlocked it. so it's probably super easy and i'll beat it on the first try. (scream from game) wow. that's the fuckin sound when you press a? what the fuck. (reads) "this hellish house has been constructed for but one purpose, to kill intruders.
no saves. items are randomized each time. countless traps and monsters await. ethan will most likely die here. but fear not! even in death, you can still retry...again...and again... and again..." wow! this- this sounds like a great rage quit! this is awesome! okay, so this is ethan must die. uh, the sky is blood red, and you start with just a knife.
uh, that's it. as i understand, all of the items are completely random. you can get an herb, you can get a shotgun, you could get the magnum, whatever. it also appears to be extra fucking dark, if i'm not mistaken. uh, and when you die, you drop a totem, dark souls style
and if you get back up to that point, you get one fucking item that you had, out of all of your inventory, you get one random item. uh, the other thing i know is i have heard that a lot of the crates are booby trapped, and if you hit a booby trapped crate, you die in, uh, one hit. woah, uh woahwoahwoahwoah woahwoahwoahwoah woahwoah what the fuck is that?!?
aaaaaah oh shit oh my god oh god oh godohgodohgod where'd it go? wher- how do i get past the goop? i've got a fucking knife i don't know where all this-oh my god jesus fuckin christ sh-where is it? it's like falling on me holy shit! can you just- can you just hobble over to here?
hit it, hit it, take-take-take the knife out get it- get fuckin- do somethin! holy shit did they- did they see me? did i di- are they gone now? like where is this shit coming from? it's just falling on top of me, and i- i don't know where its coming from! fuck this. fuck, just, shut the door
just shut the fucking door fuckin christ! oh god- alright and i'm dead! so that's my first life. get used to this screen. okay, so, i'm gonna go out on a limb- okay great! great! i was gonna say i'm guessing the more stars the better the crate
and then i fuckin died. boom! (reads) "if you find a wooden crate don't go bustin it open at first sight. it could be filled with explosives ready to ruin your perfect run!" fuck! it just- it felt like vomit was raining from the ceiling, and i don't know if they were on top of me pukin on me or the game was just collapsing in on itself
okay i'm just runnin, i'm just runnin- oh my god they're fuckin falling from the second floor. nope. oh jesus christ! you fucking piece of shit here we go!
let's- we should get a death counter on this. can we get an attempt counter? just so we know how many we're up to? mother fucker!!! i think the- the crates with bombs have less tape on them. from what i noticed on that last one. as i whacked it, i thought, 'does that have less tape?' and then i died. oh man a first aid kit.
fuck me, what button is that again? right bumper. so, so it says it in the living room of the main house. now that's, that's a ways. okay so item placement is random too, because that box was not there last time. oh-kay, all right, i see a buncha tape,
i'm gonna use that, because i have it, why the hell- oh-okay, and i died! i died as i healed. awesome! great! holy shit, i think not being able to see might be the most annoying part of this whole fuckin thing. aight, there's a gun. i have a gun, at least.
i don't even know how to get outta this first room honestly. that's locked, from the other side. i- i don't even know what that was! a bomb went off!! where was that?? i didn't even- what blew up??!? okay, there's a guy, we're good we're good, we're good. oh i got
the flamethrower back, so we saw that in action. we're good. we got a first- okay i'm just gonna keep running to the fuckin second floor is that a dead end? it sure is! it sure is! it sure is!!! son of a bitch!!! fuck off! oh god! i can't believe that actually knocked him down.
i can't believe it. uhhhhooooooh is there any body else down here? i dunno, i dunno, i gotta try and get this item. uuh it's a shitty one star but it's health. okay so, i think all we can do is go up the other stairs, right? it looks like there's a chair in the way. there's a fuckin chair in the fuckin way oh look at us, we're on on a- swoah
actually, i went through this door earlier so i don't know why i'm suprised that it- jesus christ i shit my pants! i shit my pants when that- when that guy was there. fuck off! fuckin fuck- c'mon you fuck!! you piece of shit!!! now we know how to get in that first room and go to the second room. this item isn't even here this time. okay. don't even- that's- don't give it to me.
that's fine, i'll just run in with a fuckin knife you piece of shit. holy fuckin crap. oh my god... just get the box oh i got a fuckin handgun? wow oh, and then i got thrown up on. that's a bomb, i think that's a bomb. cause it's got one piece of tape on it. hit it!!!!!!!!! fuck!!!
oh shit oh shit oh shit!!! aaaah-guh-kaah grr! how the- do you let me fuckin perfect the game and then you added this in dlc???? point ten percent! that's how many people have beaten it! oh that's a fuckin shotgun- no c'mon i got a shotgun no lemme have it! lemme have it! lemme have it-lemme have it-lemme have it-
lemme have it-- oooh god damn it if you could gimme that shotgun back, that would be sooo coool. i feel like i'm sprinting, quickly, through here- there's a guy that drops over there... i got that, nobody hit me-nobody hit me- nobody hit me-nobody hit me! we're good, we're good, got the shotgun back,
yes got the shotgun back no no no no no no no go away go away go away go away go away go away go away go away. alright. shut the fuckin door man! i fuckin missed i missed with the first shot not clutch. not very clutch at all. although, check this out! fuckin third
rooooooom! nevermind its locked. that's a saferoom, normally, but its locked. uuuh, that looks like a bee's nest that i'm not gonna be able to get past with a knife eh here we go this is it, third room hello? it's safe in here right?
right?? it's safe? i'll shut the door. don't you- nobody come out of the wall! nobody.... uh fuck... i got this, might as well use it i'll be dead in two seconds anyway. (deep breath in) uuuuuh you bitch
ooooh you bitch, you bitch oooooh so scared. there's no fuckin items anywhere! my own shadow... scared the shit outta me what's happening? what's happening? what's happening? where they comin from? ooooh shit. i got a stabilizer, that makes me reload faster. that's- there's a bomb. i saw that. there's a tripwire, i actually saw that
okay-okay, i'm gonna try and sneak under it and then have him kill himself on it and i hope to god that can happen. please die on that. oohhuhhuhhoooo (gibberish) oh my god i thought he walked through it and didn't trigger it for a second- oooh i don't know if he's dead yet, i don't know if he's dead- oh god okay. huuh huuh huuh (panting?)
(sad sort of giggle) what do i got, what do i got.... i have- i have gunpowder... a knife, a stabilizer... sure. if i find some shotgun shells, that'd be great. i'm guessing this room was supposed to maybe give me some ammo or somethin
that i could use it didn't. i got-i got gunpowder. pffft (air being blown out) so i guess i'm just gonnaaaa gooooo uh, whack at? thing? with the knife?
until i die. because as far as i'm aware, this is where i'm up to. alright, cool. oh my god, i'm actually not getting stung by bees i'm amazed- i thought for sure they would kill the shit outta me. okay, well that's... alright. uuuh the fuckin basement...
that definitely looks like a.... trap. i don't know what that is- that's not a thing from the game it looks like a pressure plate, i'm gonna avoid that. ho-ly crap. ho-ly crap. you walk around that, you son of a bitch hello??? any... any goop monsters down here?? oh my god, a purple crate
what the fuck does that mean? does it mean a super bomb? alright, lemme try and lure this guy onto this trap and hope to shit this is a trap. yeah, yeah, walk right on that! tell me what it does. hooohh shit!! it- okay you're still alive but it did blow your legs off. holy crap! woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
woah woah woah woah woah woah woah. alright. okay, so i took out that trap. i feel like i went from zero percent progress and i jumped ahead to five percent. yup, that's a bomb. it's ticking. i listened to it, it's ticking. cool.
great, three stars that aren't real. asshole. i- i could've used real items jesus christ jesus christ jesus christ was that a fuckin fat dude?!?! or was that a reg- no that's a fatty, that's a fuckin fatty ho-ly shit. ooh he's fuckin gozzin everywhere! go go go go go go go go go go
go go go go go! i can't believe i got away (intake of breath) i have no idea where i'm going. i don't know if this is the right way. i've got... what did he just hit??? he hit a trap i didn't even know was in that room! either he hit a trap, or i just tripped one and somehow, miraculously survived because there was a definite explosion
that didn't kill me. the doors just keep going. i'm kind of now really curious what was to the left when i got into the basemen, but, uhm, i'll double back? uh, or, i'll die! and i-and i won't. oh that thing is, uh, definitely gonna jump the fuck up glad it's still gonna let me kick it, though. it's just- just- just...
oh shit what is that? what is-what is that? come on! come on!!! damn it!!! god damn it you piece of shit
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