Januari 17, 2017
gavin: guys, what are we doing? griffon: home hair cuts! geoff: *long suffering sigh* geoff: i like my beard. i do, i'm sorry, i like it! geoff: i just- i like it a lot. i know it's attractive, i know that you're into it, geoff: and you're more attracted to me because of it. geoff: are you afraid that you won't love me as much when we shave it? griffon: i'm- i'm gonna be able to tell you apart from any other guy in austin, now. i'm excited! geoff: *is upset* ughghgh! alright, hold on.
geoff: *chugs alcohol* griffon: here, let me have it. geoff: alright. geoff: you, my friend... my gimpy little... mingy little friend, geoff: you have too much hair. geoff: so what if... we shave your head. geoff: a-and we see if you have a weird shaped skull. gavin: probably do.geoff: probably do... gavin: i fell on it when i was a kid.geoff: *laughs* geoff: you went blind for 3 days!gavin: i did.
griffon: you went blind for 3 days?geoff: he went blind for 3 days. gavin: i bet the back of my head looks like a stuntman's knee. geoff and griffon: *laugh* geoff: so... we'll shave my hair...and your hair...gavin: yeah. geoff: but then we have two piles of giant hair. gavin: yeah. geoff: so what do we do with that? gavin: well...geoff: transpose! gavin: we swap, right?
geoff: we swap. gavin: so you're gonna wear my hair as a beard,geoff: right. yes. gavin: which completely obliterates the whole reason for doing this. geoff: well, it's temporary. geoff: how do you... enter the mix? griffon: i'm holding the camera, and cutting all the hair off. geoff: you know what you don't have? arm hair. geoff: i have arm hair. gavin has arm hair. geoff: so, we're- to make-- t-to like, bring it around, so that we're all involved,
geoff: you're gonna have a left arm of geoff's pubic hair as your arm hair, griffon: why is it left?geoff: because i'm left handed. geoff: and a right arm of gavin's pubic hair, but it's gonna be a little bit, 'cause he's not a man yet. geoff: we'll just have a baby- a little tuft of...baby... pubes, right there. geoff: so then, we all get in the mix. griffon: can i ask you a question?geoff: yeah. griffon: do you have gray pubes?geoff: no. *claps* griffon: you sure?geoff: soon! griffon: we'll find out!geoff: i'm gonna get there.
gavin: so when all our hair has been swapped around, what are we gonna do? geoff: uh... play peggle? i don't know.griffon: let's... i wanna go somewhere nice. gavin: we should go out, right? we should go- we should hit the town.geoff: alright, we'll go out. we'll do... we'll hit the town. *shaver buzzing*geoff: this beard is like my best friend. griffon: look at that. geoff: this beard is what i wanted gavin to be. griffon: *laughs*gavin: that is uh... it's actually really impressive. *shaver buzzing* geoff: we are past the point of no return, aren't we?
griffon: unless you wanna have a big bald spot... on your chin. griffon: does that hurt? geoff: i'm actually really sad. griffon: stop talking. griffon: alright, so there's an area of his face.gavin: oh yeah! that's what you look like! griffon: *laughs* okay...gavin: i had forgotten! griffon: you're a lot younger than *unintelligible*.geoff: *spits* there's so much "geoff" in my mouth right now. griffon: ha! this is amazing! we should leave it- griffon: just cut it along the jaw line, and then leave, like, a neckbeard.
gavin: face the camera?griffon: *laughs* gavin: that looks incredible. geoff: kiss me.gavin: you look like sacha baron cohen. geoff: really?gavin: yeah! geoff: he's married to isla fisher, so i'll take it. geoff: *backtracking* i'm married to you, which is way better! griffon: alright, see? now we got this lovely- i love how it's nice and out of the way! *laughs*gavin: *giggles* geoff: is it good- is that a good look?griffon, millie, gavin: *laughing* geoff: i have a fear that these glasses don't work without a beard.
geoff: and that they'll instantly lose-gavin: that was- i was actually gonna say they're getting- they're getting worse. geoff: yeah, they'll instantly be rendered useless, once the beard is gone. gavin: that... is... disgusting. geoff: that's about to be your head. geoff: i have a face again! griffon: i am excited about it, come here. gavin: gross. geoff: we are gonna have sex! griffon: and i have no excuse.geoff: nope!
gavin: you actually just did de-age about... six years? geoff: *muffled* yeah. griffon: why would you choose to do that to yourself for so long? geoff: i don't know. 'cause for this joke? griffon: ready? gavin: goodbye, hair! gavin: *laughs* gavin: what am i doing? what am i doing? geoff: *laughing*
geoff: you look good! geoff: that is not short enough. griffon: it's not short enough, gavin. it's gonna look way better if it's short. geoff: *cackles* griffon: yeah, this is starting to look more tough guy-ish. gavin: am i getting hotter? geoff: *laughing* you're about to become a chav! *all laughing* geoff: ohhhhh....
griffon: it's cute! geoff: it's like 1985, on your head! gavin: so stage one... complete. gavin: you look way- geoff: i look what? gavin: you look great. gavin: this is what we got after shaving. gavin: so, what is your technique gonna be, gavin: are you just gonna, like, just slap it all on?
gavin: or is it gonna be, like, positioned properly, and all that? griffon: uh... i don't know. gavin: yeah.griffon: depends on how hard it is. griffon: ideally, i'm gonna have a lot of skill? so i'm gonna plan for that. but we'll see. griffon and geoff: eah!geoff: it feels terrible! millie: *laughs* geoff: ugh... griffon: alright. gavin: *sputters* oh god, it looks like... syrup.
gavin: what is uh... what is that brush for? griffon: this is for like, dying hair. gavin: oh, it's like an actual hair brush. griffon: i am so prepared for this, guys. griffon: you good? geoff: *reluctantly* yeah... gavin: *giggles* gavin: bloody mutton chops! gavin: *still laughing*
griffon: just like, the little tufts, are already half your face. griffon: need to really put 'em in there...geoff: this is so gross! geoff: it feels gross, dude- awh! ugh... gavin: you look like wolverine! geoff: i'm the best at what i do. geoff: and what i do isn't pretty. geoff: ah! it's in my mouth! geoff: *spitting* griffon: then close your mouth.
griffon: for once.
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