Februari 09, 2017
- i'm kinda finding it hardto gather thoughts right now because if you haven't noticed there's a (bleep) snake on my face. (energetic rock music) - what are we doing today? - we're getting snakes on us. - i don't know why you'reso excited about it. - we are going to trymassage therapy with snakes. - i read on the internet about
this thing called snake massages. - this man looks so happy! - i can't imagine that'swhat i'm going to be like. - why am i doing this again? - [ned] esquire network'steam ninja warrior challenged the test friendsto do something extreme, so i'm bringing in a 12 foot python. - are you sweating? - yeah, i'm sweaty! my palms are sweating.
this is a normal human reaction. - why do you think peopleare afraid of snakes? - they bite, but snakes are actually really docile if you take care of them properly. - ugh! - all right, so this is casper,and he's a ghost corn snake. - oh, he's adorable! - this is stanley the ball python,
and this is swazi the ball python. any you wanna hold first? - uhh, i'll wait. - what's a good way to hold him-- okay! okay! - wow, look at his eyes! - hello, you're so scaley! - i've like, never felt an animal that feels like this before.
- he's a constrictorso he likes to squeeze. - squeeze out the pain, casper! - it's desha, bitch! (laughs) - [maycie] i'm gonna throwup, or cry, or something, i don't even know. - i'm okay with thesnakes being on my back; i would prefer not tohave snakes on my boobs. - i'm gonna get the snakes on my chest. i think it'll be like getting a hug.
- let's (bleep) do this!it's gonna be dope! probably, hopefully. okay, okay!- [maycie] oh my god. - [jen] okay! - mmkay. - [jen] this is not a sensation that i have experienced before today. - [maycie] oh my god, it'sgoing right by her face. - [jen] doesn't smell bad.
i'll say that. feels kinda good, maycie. - i'm just chillin'. i could actually, like, fallasleep with these on me. - [jen] you know what? they kinda feel like thin, long ice packs just moving across my body. - buenos dias. - if i shut my eyes,i do sort of doze off.
it is very relaxing. - there's just somethingabout watching a snake move that kinda makes me nauseous. - they're just like, kneading dough. they were kneading themuscles on my chest. ready? - yeah. i guess i won't half-ass it. i'll put the snakes on my face.
so (bleep) weird. - i want a snake scalp massage. and i want it now. - please take off your shirt. and-- - wait, what? are you serious? - i'm just goin' off the brochure, here. - [desha] don't actlike you don't like it! - you ever seen a head moreready to get a snake put on it? - alright, let's do this!
here comes casper. - okie dokie... - my old pal. - yup, there's one! - i'm getting goosebumps! - let's just, let's justput the snake, okay. yep, yep. okay, he's on my face. - i can hear him breathing!
awww! this is the best. - forgive me if i'm not themost articulate, right now. holy (bleep), he's goingacross my eyeballs. - you know, sometimes you hear people breathing in your ear,but very rarely a snake. - what is the point of this, again? what are the benefits? - i'm proud of you, bergara!
- it's working, so far. - it genuinely feels likethis amazing massage. - [ryan] he is just going totown, right on the old package! (laughs) - ohhh, i can feel his tongueon the back of my neck. - i could've done that forlike, four or five more hours. - so i was already reallyreally nervous and freaking out. oh my god, i'm freaking out! and then i'm laying thereon the table, head-down,
ned tells me to turn around andsee the snake coming for me. and it is enormous. uhh, wait, is it a big one? oh my god, oh my god! no, no, no! (laughs) like, the biggest snakei've ever even dreamed up. - so this is big worm,probably about 12ish feet long? and he's 50 pounds. - and i did not sign up for that, at all.
i thought they were little snakes. it was not going to be a big deal. ugh, even thinking about itnow just really freaks me out. ohh! i'm sorry, okay. oh god, oh god oh god oh god. (screams) sorry, i'm so scared. ahh! oh my god. i'm sorry, you guys!
oh, where's its head? - okay, okay... i don't know, i was freaking out the entiretime, i never got used to it. but i'm proud of myselfthat i accomplished it, and i did it, and i have it on video proof for the rest of my life. - i was really scared at first, but-- - it was really relaxing! - i mean, as you can see,i don't want to let him go.
- can i take this guy home, or...? - no. - i'm very proud of myself that i did it. - it did get morerelaxing towards the end. - it felt like a real massage. - you're not scared of snakes then totally go for it. - i dig them, i wouldtotally do this again. - i'll stick with humans.
- [ned] i'm gonna get ataste of my own medicine. see what it's like. ahhhh. thanks for watching the test friends.
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