Januari 10, 2017
- four million of you have seenour first guest's reaction to gettingher wisdom teeth removed. take a look at her. - i wanted to look likenicki minaj when i woke up. - you wanted tolook like nicki minaj? what do you mean? - i just wanted to be herwhen i woke up. i just wanted to have her butt. and her face.
- wait. - i just wanted to benicki minaj when i woke up. - but you got your teeth done. - but i didn't know that. i thought i was gonna look likenicki minaj when i woke up. - you thought you were gonnalook like nicki min-- - i paid a lot of money. - and that's what you thoughtthey were gonna do? - yeah.- aw, man, i'm sorry.
- and i'm still white. and you know what else?- what? - ellen degeneres. - you wanted to be her, too? - no, i just wanna befriends with her. - you wanna meet her? - no, i wanna befriends with her. - okay. - i love ellen.
- i do, too. - ellen degeneres is generous. it's literally in her name. and i love her. i wanna go on her show, and i want her to give meone of those giant checks so i can go shopping. and i wannahelp kids or something.
- so you just wanna go onher show to get a check? - no, i wanna go on her showto meet her. - and be her friend? - i just wanna--yeah. - maybe some day. - doubt it. - from provo, utah,please welcome jayci underwood. hello, friend. how's my pal?
- oh, i'm so good. - oh, good. okay, so... you got your wisdom teethtaken out. - i did.- and you decided-- you woke up and you thoughtyou were gonna be nicki minaj. - i did.- yep. and you wanted to be my friend. - so bad.- yeah, well...
- [laughs]- look, here we are hanging out. i'm sorry that you're not nickiminaj and you're still white. i apologize.- it's okay. - i can't do anythingabout that. i can't help you out. and what did you--when you saw that video, did you see it the next day, or when didyour husband show you? - yeah,he showed me the next day,
and it was so embarrassing. i'm like, drooling blood, and i, like, can't talk 'causethere's gauze in my mouth, and i'm so out of it. but we laughed and... [laughs] i feel like i wasa good sport about it. he showed everybody, and apparently everybody elsethought it was funny,
so we'll show our kids one day.- yeah. yeah.- we'll laugh about it. - that's hilarious.so matt is in the audience. hi, matt, how are you?- hi. - so, obviouslyshe's had surgery before, and you know thatshe's loopy when she comes out. - oh, yeah, def--i've seen a few of her surgeries and she's always coming outwith weird stuff. but her mom actually calledabout an hour before the surgery
'cause she knowshow weird she gets. - yeah.- like, "you have to film her." so, uh... actually, the best parti didn't even get on film. we were driving home,so i set up the ipad, and i have it filmed perfectlyand we start talking and she tells meshe knows everything about life. and i was like, "okay. and how is that possible?"she says,
"tupac came to me in a vision." [all laughing] - he's lying.- and she says. "he told me everything."i said, "okay, like, what did he tell you?"she says, "i've been sworn to secrecy."so... so then i askeda few more questions and it got to the point wherenoah came on his ark with all his animalsand it was great.
but we got home towatch it afterwards, and it said the memory was full,so i didn't-- - oh, no.- there's actually no proof to any of it.- wow. - it's...- oh, no. - well, that's sort of whathappened to her with tupac. she doesn't havethe proof to tell you, but... - exactly.- 'cause her memory was full. but i guaranteetupac came to her.
- oh, totally.- i'm sure that happened. that's what happens.you get visited by tupac when you--when you go under. and he has all the answers. so i wanna--i can't really help you with-- and nicki's not in town, or elsei would have surprised you with nicki.that's what i really wanted to do.- [laughs] - she's not in town.but i do wanna help you out,
so i have something that'llhelp you feel like nicki. - oh, my-- - um... [audience cheers] - [laughs] thank you.- yeah. - okay.- so there's that. and you can feel like nicki.- oh, my god. - and then i want you to--you said if you got a big check
you would help kidsand shop for kids. so i wanted you to have a check for $20,and you're gonna... - have a big check. - thank you!- all right. you're really not gonnabuy that much with $20, so we're partners at target,and they want to give you $5,000 so you can actually... - go shoppingfor kids and stuff.
- thank you!- all right, friend.
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